I have no idea if this has been made before (Choko informed me of the BB logs topic, but that's not really a messenger logs topic...)
If so, I'll fix my mistake later.
Until then, post your random messenger (AIM/MSN/YIM/Skype/etc.) logs here.

I open with this...
"I'M SEMI LISTENING YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER I'M CYBER FUCKING TO THIS KITTEN FINGER PAINTING"
Please don't ask who typed it.
*Ahem*

And moar...


                 XxNaHtExX             says (8:40 AM):
*Woahwoahwoah Rika! You can't just go 'round handin' out ice cream cakes like you know where they came from! This is 2010! The parents are gonna be suspicious and calling at 7:08 n shit... damn son. We're tryin' to run a respectable establishment (since 1986) here and we can't be doin' that nao with the ice cream cakes, and the minor vendings, and the "touch here to get a reaction" dolls!
Rika says (8:40 AM):
*LOL
                 XxNaHtExX             says (8:40 AM):
*I have no idea where that came from or even what it means.
Rika says (8:40 AM):
*LOL





o: says (12:08 AM):
*Oh, I have a confession to make.
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:09 AM):
*Hm?
o: says (12:09 AM):
*I went..
*to a Brazilian carnival today..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:09 AM):
*Oh my god that's horrible
*Did you get molested?
o: says (12:09 AM):
*Yes.. too many times to count
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:10 AM):
*Figures... I warned you against it
o: says (12:10 AM):
*but goddamn their food was amazing
*and their lemonade.. omg
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:10 AM):
*That... wasn't lemonade... and the food is good only for a while, you'll feel the effects pretty soon
o: says (12:11 AM):
*xD
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:11 AM):
*What have I missed?
o: says (12:11 AM):
*have you missed?
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:12 AM):
*Yea... in my abscence. Nothing really new on the forums, so I'm guessing nothing crazy happened
o: says (12:13 AM):
*Umm, not much, you weren't gone that long xD
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:14 AM):
*I know! Feels like forever though. It only takes several seconds for Rika to fuck up the house... only seconds for Jenny to put drugs in my car and call the cops on me... seconds for all kinds of things
*You know this though... I can't believe you went to that carnival
o: says (12:15 AM):
*After class I was just so frustrated I had to do something crazy..
*It was the only thing crazy enough I could think of
*I think I lost a kidney.. though I'm not really sure
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:15 AM):
*I know how that feels but the Brazilians!?...
The African tribes would have shown you a better time!
o: says (12:16 AM):
*I thought I could just say I'm BR and they would be cool with it
*but..
*I couldn't bring myself to degrade myself so
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:17 AM):
*Lulz I wish Leona were here (the Schtserv gm)... I bet we could make her cry
*I think she's Brazilian... and no one likes her so it kinda works itself out
o: says (12:18 AM):
*xD
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:18 AM):
*Lol my grandma called my cell 20 times today... I don't wanna be like that... but I bet I'll be just like that
o: says (12:19 AM):
*lol did you answer?
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:19 AM):
*Three of those 20 times, yes. She repeats herself, too. Like every second is a new day to her or something. It's kinda scary. Some how she can still drive.
o: says (12:20 AM):
*lmao.. I wanna do that to someone now. xD
*but I'd need a good enough fake reason to keep calling someone
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:21 AM):
*Hm...
You could do like she does, and keep telling the person to tell (other person) to call you asap regardless of the situation. Also tell them random parts of your day and things you've discovered... like... "There's a man walking down the road" "It's raining" "It's cold" "Just wanted to know when you have to do stuff"
*Those sound like songs.
o: says (12:22 AM):
*lol.. yeah, they do
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:22 AM):
*So yea apparently Jenny is crazy now...

[12:08:17 AM] Ethan: Kinda crazy?
[12:08:29 AM] jenny: :]
[12:08:34 AM] jenny: kinda
[12:08:38 AM] Ethan: Why's that?
[12:08:51 AM] jenny: ill telll you in a few
[12:08:56 AM] Ethan: o.o
[12:12:18 AM] Ethan: Don't tell me you forgot what a telepipe is... we've been over this numerous times
[12:16:10 AM] Ethan: (Just joking I'm sorry DON'T HIT ME)

I knew something had to be new

o: says (12:24 AM):
*we're all going crazy..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:25 AM):
*I feel like it most days.
I don't even know how to approach the mirror without a knife and a bucket of paint... and I don't know why those things even matter, especially in todays world
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:26 AM):
*AWWW LOOK, Pillow and Rai like eachother ^^ How nice
o: says (12:27 AM):
*Aww, how cute ^^
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:28 AM):
**Bans Rai*
No one touches my daughter like that and gets away with it. Tired of these young men thinkin' they can take my daughter out for a spin... she's still new! We must put an end to the test driving.
o: says (12:30 AM):
*I have to test drive him before he gets to do that..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:30 AM):
*XD
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:38 AM):
**Screams into mic and wakes Jenny up* CHOKO GET THE ICE CREAM
o: says (12:39 AM):
**Grabs the polish sausage flavored ice cream*
o: says (12:40 AM):
*At least it's not BR..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:40 AM):
*O_O
*They have that!?
o: says (12:40 AM):
*hellz yeah
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:43 AM):
*I'm not finding it
o: says (12:43 AM):
*oh
*homemade kra
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:50 AM):
*Woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah.
   Djorama     says (12:35 AM):
*i said i didnt love you no more! D:(
*D=<
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:35 AM):
*So?
   Djorama     says (12:39 AM):
*So.. don't talk to me meanie.
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:40 AM):
*Whys?

*We've got something we need to do about this. I think it needs to be done. The sooner the better. We can't move this council forward when he keeps voting no on our bills
o: says (12:50 AM):
*=(
o: says (12:51 AM):
*Does he even read the bills?
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:51 AM):
*I say we vote him out. I'll get the milk cartons and you get the poker chips.
o: says (12:51 AM):
*Wait, that's probably the problem..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:51 AM):
*I doubt it. I'm beginning to question whether or not he can even read
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:52 AM):
*I was all for Karma's K-208 Bill, but because it involved the merge of the names Tramendium and Daniel, Daniel shot it down. There's absolutely no reason to deny K-208.
o: says (12:53 AM):
*Dammit! He denied the K-208?
Poor Karma, he'll be devastated.. =(
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:53 AM):
*I know...
I don't even wanna be the one to tell him... He worked so hard on that bill..
o: says (12:54 AM):
*I guess I'll have to give Rai a temporary permit to tell him.
o: says (12:55 AM):
*for him to tell him*
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:55 AM):
*The only thing we need to be sure of is that Rai keeps his hands to himself. You know how Pillow likes to hide in the bedding supplies.
o: says (12:57 AM):
*It took me three hours to realize where she was last time! I was looking for her all over the place too.. We'll need to be extra careful when Rai is around.
                 XxNaHtExX             says (12:58 AM):
*Yes. I agree. If we can make it through the 9 o'clock meeting, we should be able to make it back in time to feed Rika, mail that dinner jacket to Kure, and plant the DON'T DREAM OF SEX traps.
o: says (1:00 AM):
*Oh shit! That reminds me.. I need to buy more food for Rika and pick up that dinner jacket from the cleaners. At least I remembered to get the traps this morning. ^^
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:01 AM):
*Eh... don't worry about it. Jenny stocked up on cat food last Thursday, so if she would actually break promises with Rika and tell us where it is, we wouldn't have this problem. And the cleaners called... well... Karma called... and said the jacket would take an extra day. So yea in my opinion the morning traps were a good idea.
o: says (1:04 AM):
*Would this have anything to do with the nap Karma was just taking?..
o: says (1:05 AM):
*And really? She won't break her promise with Rika.. I mean, I stress out over this every week.
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:05 AM):
*Mayhaps. I wouldn't put it past him. I've seen Karma do some crazy things while sleeping... sometimes crazy good, sometimes crazy bad. the fact of the matter is he can't be trusted with the pool room key after sun down.
And yea, I know. I've got a few things to do er say to her when she wakes up.
o: says (1:06 AM):
*Don't hate me but..
*I made him a copy of the pool room key. D:
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:06 AM):
*Oh god
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:07 AM):
*OHGOD
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:08 AM):
*So that's why he's been looking so comfortable in those new dance shoes. I was wondering... why... you know?... Karma has never been one to like the dance. Especially after the war of '86... *sigh* We've got alot to thank him for I suppose.
o: says (1:09 AM):
*So many of Karma's friends died face down in the muck for us. But we must remeber, there are rules. This isn't Brazil.. there are rules here. He was even stabbed in the leg by some damn BR!
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:11 AM):
*Pffft... just like the Russians. I don't know why we keep living the way we do without the jello supply promised to us by the Canadians. It was so close... but you're right... this ISN'T Brazil... we have to keep those rules in mind regardless of the economic condition. We must rise above and take back what was ours before we sold it to the Indians.
o: says (1:13 AM):
*I know, those damned Indians! They think just because we sold something to them that it belongs to them? The nerve; the audacity!
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:15 AM):
*FUCKING AUDACITY! I knew it was them... well... http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ it's known now. Too late to fix those mistakes. The IP is 216.34.181.96, and I for one will not sit around and let this be an ongoing issue.
o: says (1:16 AM):
*I IP banned those people.. they thought they could get away with it?
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:18 AM):
*Haha, what idiots. What they did was wrong and I'll never be told differently. We've been trying to run a decent playing area for everyone... kids, sex-hungry teenagers after my daughter, adults, and that one guy on the server who's 49. If we would have -not- banned that fucker, we would have been allowing countless items to be thrown into the fire.
o: says (1:19 AM):
*I know, some of them monomates even..
                 XxNaHtExX             says (1:19 AM):
*Not the single mates!

2/22/2010 11:30:06 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] and hmm.. I'd prefer to stay away from his little sister anyway ;D
2/22/2010 11:30:17 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: How old is she?
2/22/2010 11:30:32 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] fff probably 18 now
2/22/2010 11:30:33 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] 17?
2/22/2010 11:30:38 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: I'd do it.
2/22/2010 11:30:47 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] Nothing else matters?
2/22/2010 11:30:51 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: Hell, 8 would have worked.
2/22/2010 11:31:13 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: Joking. I'm not an impulse fucker.
2/22/2010 11:31:51 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: ...Unless the object needing to be fucked is covered in chocolate and/or the colonel's original recipe
2/22/2010 11:32:40 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] The only thing that turns me on..
2/22/2010 11:33:01 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: Chocolate and/or the colonel's original recipe? ;D
2/22/2010 11:33:11 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] Naturally
2/22/2010 11:33:28 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: Now Daniel will have something to be for halloween!
2/22/2010 11:33:37 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] xD
2/22/2010 11:34:29 PM o: [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] I get orgasms being in a giant bucket of the colonel's original recipe while swimming in chocolate.
2/22/2010 11:35:00 PM [c=#0000C6]XxNaHtExX[/c] o: I'm quitting my job tomorrow.

3/16/2010 4:48:24 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: HI CHOCO
3/16/2010 4:48:28 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: HEY U HAVE PIN
3/16/2010 4:48:37 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: U HAVE BLACKBERRY?????????''
3/16/2010 4:49:08 PM o: alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com Nope xD
3/16/2010 4:49:56 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: DEAM
3/16/2010 4:51:01 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: TELL ME U DESCRIPTION OF U PC
3/16/2010 4:51:39 PM o: alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com umm, why? i7 920 rest can be inferred
3/16/2010 4:53:27 PM alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com o: SEE IN THE NIGHT
3/16/2010 4:53:55 PM o: alanXXXXlarabe@hotmail.com yes? lol

This isn't his actual email, the X's censored part of it.

This is how fangirls interact with me.

[3/29/2010 7:36:38 PM] 『℟』: If you see me in real life, I look way younger than you expected.
[3/29/2010 7:36:41 PM] Radlie: 14
[3/29/2010 7:36:44 PM] Radlie: >w>
[3/29/2010 7:36:46 PM] Tampondom: He looks 8.
[3/29/2010 7:36:46 PM] Tampondom: <BI
[3/29/2010 7:36:47 PM] Teegan Kilcoyne: ^^
[3/29/2010 7:36:49 PM] Teegan Kilcoyne: xD
[3/29/2010 7:36:50 PM] Radlie: No your not xD
[3/29/2010 7:37:04 PM] Tampondom: He's a facking shota
[3/29/2010 7:37:04 PM] Tampondom: DB>
[3/29/2010 7:37:09 PM] Tampondom: *SHOT*
[3/29/2010 7:37:09 PM] Teegan Kilcoyne: xDDD
HOW CUTE
[3/29/2010 7:37:12 PM] Teegan Kilcoyne: <333

all the crazy shit ethan says to me O_O
[1/14/2010 2:31:01 AM] Ethan Henry: Actually... I am dead..
[1/14/2010 2:31:02 AM] Ethan Henry: Nah
[1/14/2010 2:31:19 AM] Ethan Henry: Soh4wt...
[1/14/2010 3:47:26 AM] Ethan Henry: Oh GOD
[1/14/2010 3:47:37 AM] Ethan Henry: *Freaks out*
[1/14/2010 3:47:51 AM] Ethan Henry: I'm burning myself with my own techs!
[1/14/2010 4:18:15 AM] Ethan Henry: WHAT!~?
[1/14/2010 4:18:16 AM] Ethan Henry: NO
[1/14/2010 4:18:20 AM] Ethan Henry: Teehee.
[1/14/2010 4:18:27 AM] Ethan Henry: You're a spy for the government, aren't you? e.e
[1/14/2010 4:18:32 AM] Ethan Henry: Yesh.[1/14/2010 6:34:51 AM] Ethan Henry: Ogod outside... that's where the bears are D;
[1/14/2010 6:35:06 AM] Ethan Henry: GET INSIDE JENNY GET INSIDE DDD;
[1/14/2010 6:35:08 AM] Ethan Henry: YES
[1/14/2010 6:35:37 AM] Ethan Henry: *Moan* Ecstacy...
[1/14/2010 6:36:42 AM] Ethan Henry: And the meow... omg...
[1/14/2010 6:37:04 AM] Ethan Henry: I feel special <3
[1/14/2010 6:37:11 AM] Ethan Henry: I refuse to share them e.e
[1/14/2010 6:39:02 AM] Ethan Henry: Not even with Karma >;D
[1/14/2010 6:39:08 AM] Ethan Henry: *Hides them*
[1/14/2010 6:40:13 AM] Ethan Henry: So what are you doing now that the server is down? *Does it with you*
[1/14/2010 6:40:18 AM] Ethan Henry: ^Was wrong.
XD I wish it could... maybe they should learn to de-feather themselves and walk into a deep fryer... then poison the masses
[1/26/2010 6:21:03 PM] Ethan Henry: Sure
[1/26/2010 7:10:03 PM] Ethan Henry: Jenny if anyone hits on you... I swear to god I'll be making a "No hitting on Jenny" rule... that warrants megaban if broken D;<
[1/26/2010 7:10:15 PM] Ethan Henry: + Cum in ear.
We will get drunk together.
[1/31/2010 12:41:24 AM] Ethan Henry: And do silly things like carve our names into trees and laugh at stars because we know they can't laugh back
[1/31/2010 12:41:25 AM] jenny: and youll stick it in mah butt
[1/31/2010 12:41:31 AM] Ethan Henry: If that's what you want.
[1/31/2010 12:41:40 AM] Ethan Henry: Or even if it's not >>
[1/31/2010 12:41:43 AM] jenny: lol
[1/31/2010 12:41:44 AM] Ethan Henry: Imean,
[1/31/2010 12:41:47 AM] Ethan Henry: The first one
[1/31/2010 12:42:35 AM] Ethan Henry: Well I don't feel so bad for my pervertedness now that you're the one that brought it up... I was talking about trees and stars and you're all STICK IT IN MA BUTT
(And cum in his ear)
...(But don't worry I'll save some for you)
...(And if you're like "ewww" then I'm joking but if the idea turns you on then... heheh, alright!)
(Really going now)
(Gonna stop doing this thing I'm doing)
(kbai)
[2/1/2010 9:12:37 AM] Ethan Henry: <3
[2/1/2010 9:12:53 AM] Ethan Henry: Don't take candy from babies without giving them something in return!
[2/1/2010 9:13:27 AM] Ethan Henry: ...trust me... they tend to get angry when you do this... they curse your family and land. CURSE IT! And as soon as you think it's safe... KABOOM!
I love you too
[3/31/2010 3:17:47 PM] Ethan: *Latches onto your leg and goes with you*
gotta love him :3

Ever gotten one of those messages on Skype from random people? It bothers me to no end, so I decided to tell my friend (Who I knew from WoW), who just happens to have his name set to "hornymaster" and his MSN I.D. as that. Turns out someone's been messing with him from my account, or so he says.



(6:46 PM) Yukimura: SORROW
THIS REMINDED ME OFYOU
I changed my name to Suw, and it's me
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[6:43:36 PM] suwarkal: I'm 10 <-- Me
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<Condom Joke???>
Session Start: Friday, February 19, 2010
Yukimura (xtbello@hotmail.com)
hornymaster (hornymaster69@hotmail.com)
(7:08 PM) hornymaster: wtf are u talking about?
(7:08 PM) Yukimura: "Hornymaster"
Viagrow

(7:08 PM) hornymaster:

(7:08 PM) Yukimura:
Oh
My
Fugging
God
n
(7:08 PM) hornymaster:
(7:08 PM) hornymaster:
(7:09 PM) Yukimura: O_o
(7:09 PM) hornymaster: thought u wanted some? >.>
(7:15 PM) hornymaster has changed his/her status to Busy

Session Start: Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Yukimura (xtbello@hotmail.com)
hornymaster (hornymaster69@hotmail.com)
(5:24 PM) hornymaster: i heard u are giving my email to some hores?
(5:24 PM) Yukimura: What?
o_o
(5:24 PM) Yukimura: I haven't given anyone your email
Nor will I, without your permission
(5:25 PM) hornymaster: rly?

i feel.. happy?
(5:26 PM) hornymaster: u are the one with all the stupid things about porno here >.>
(5:26 PM) hornymaster: like the condom shit the other day?
(5:26 PM) hornymaster: u have some problem with me or something?
(5:50 PM) Yukimura: No o-o what condom shit?
(5:51 PM) hornymaster: if u know who it is let me know then. thanx
(5:52 PM) Yukimura: Hot damn man, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but lol.... Maybe it was Drelas logging on and fucking around, who knows?
(5:55 PM) hornymaster: god damn dre, yuki, how do u put up with your brother? >.> shit, hes nice but he goofs off too much, forcy gets mad at him all the time.

「Rikkou」 says (5:01 PM):
YOU WANT TO BE SPANK?
Sampai [BROCK] says (5:01 PM):
YOU WANT TO BE SPANK?

LOL GRAMMAR.

Hannah says (5:01 PM):
He's still your dad
Hannah says (5:02 PM):
His grammar doesn't matter when he's waving a belt in front of you.

----------

I love my wife. XD

Epic ONE WORD TWO SYLLABLES

>_>


Sig Badguy says:
*i've still got my self respect
*NO
*NO
*NOOOOOOO
*SIEG ZONDAY GONNA FUCKIN KICK YO ASS LITTLE MOTHERFU----
*/rage
Laura says:
*Touch me Sieg and I will punch you
*I mean, Tay
Sig Badguy says:
*Wait, i'm not getting this
*I'm not supposed to touch you while mazey just initiated a group hug
*....I'VE GOT A CHANCE
*-starts running-
Lau_Rargh! (L)'s her husband. says:
*-Pushes Sig into laura-
Laura says:
**Smack*
Sig Badguy says:
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




Nik says:
*Wat im sayin rite, is....why a fine ass angel like u would even leave heaven (i swear i didnt kno a single body could hold soo much fine in it) lol other angels jealous of your beauty or ya booty!! anyway nice to meet u ya kno thanks for adding me an everything ...I wouldnt mind gettin to kno u chattin with you understand you, turn this into a friendship an gain ya trust an then imma water your heart with sum intimacey an tell u sweet things ya kno melt the caramel off of your beautifull skin, have roses growin in your soul with my name all over them if u let me cutey .....but fareal tho i think your sweetlookin an ya personality is jus as heavenly as your gorgeous good looks, i swear u are a real hotti lol hunny bun aint gat shit on u ....ya really lookin classy an sophisticated I be busy as hell i swear just paper chasin ya kno if i aint to work.... so i dont kno if ur on a lot or sumtin cus i aint on this that often...so give me your num boo and we can tighten this friendship up ...then i guess plant the seed of seduction and fertilize it with sum sweet talkin and good times!!
Laura says:
*Fuck off dumbass





Kai says:
*It might sell out right away anyways
Kai says:
*Like fucking Wii Fit
Kai says:
*Ugh
Kai says:
*Frustrates me
Laura says:
*Lol
Kai says:
*Although you probably..
Kai says:
*Uhh
Kai says:
*Nevermind
Laura says:
*?
Kai says:
*Notthiinngg
Kai says:
*I'd rather not be murdered
Kai says:
*Thanks
Laura says:
*Just fucking tell me.
Kai says:
*Lmao
Kai says:
*I was gonna say although you probably need it more than me
Kai says:
*..Haha?
Kai says:
*I'm so witty?
Kai says:
*Lawl
Kai says:
*Run away?
Kai says:
*I'm running away
Laura says:
*....
Laura says:
*Run bitch run.




Kyle says (01:53):
if i buy an appartment, wanna move in with me so we can have hot sex?
Laura says (01:53):
Want me to come over right now?
Laura says (01:53):
And kick a hole through your crotch with my new heels?
Kyle says (01:54):
IS THERE ANY WNODER YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Laura says (01:54):
Yah, I have some standards, and most males... such as yourself don't *quite* meet them =D
Kyle says (01:54):
ice queen much
Laura says (01:54):
I try ;3




Kai says:
*So what do you eat to make your boobs

grow so big? hmm, milkshake girl?
Kai says:
*Laulau went quiet, this is always a

bad thing
Kai says:
*I'm going to die aren't I
Laura says:
*...
Kai says:
*LOL FUCK THIS BRB MOVING TO EGYPT
Laura says:
*Better get there fast then







Senie | says (02:36):
FAGT
Sup
Jake says (02:36):
EAT A DICK MAN
Jake says (02:37):
Good here, you?
Senie | says (02:37):
Can i do sexy poses like the pictures of that dude you sent me? Lmao
Jake says (02:37):
LOL
Jake says (02:38):
Do it, and I will take them, and make them make you look even more gay
Senie | says (02:39):
Lmfao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
Jake says (02:43):
Lmao
Senie | says (02:44):
It's guy love, between two guys.
Jake says (02:49):
I concur with this guy love stuff
Okay so, just discussing James' new subtext on msn
He has some dumb made up unsolvable equation
Jake says (02:50):
At the end it says "Solve for i"
"i" being one of the unknown values
Since I can't be bothered to retype, here's m thoughts
Jake says (02:51):
Jake says (02:44):
*i think its an equation proportionate in complexity to his identity problem right now. that isnt all the complex because the simple answer is
*i = super sexy equine creature in socks

Senie | says (02:53):
Lmfao
Senie | says (02:56):
Though he wants to be a chick, so it a little more than super sexy equine creature in socks.
But thats probably the basic
Jake says (02:57):
He's a man wanting to be a WOman. I believe super sexy equine creature in socks is the correct word
Senie | says (02:57):
Would that be transgender?
Jake says (02:58):
•super sexy equine creature in socks or I'd clop to you, in modern North American and Australian English is a word, and can be a highly pejorative term, for a gay or effeminate man. Its use has spread to varying extents elsewhere in the English-speaking world.
Senie | says (02:59):
Actually. I'd clop to you is not Inconsiderate Harley rider.
now*
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:01):
Stfu
Senie | says (03:01):
Lmao
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:02):
BRB GOTTA super sexy equine creature in socks MY BOOTS
Senie | says (03:02):
Lmao
wut
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:03):
I learned a new word today
super sexy equine creature in socks means to tie, in essence
Senie | says (03:03):
.......
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:03):
SHUT UP BITCH, I'M GONNA super sexy equine creature in socks YOU
Senie | says (03:04):
I'm gonna super sexy equine creature in socks Laura.
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:04):
*Smack*
Senie | says (03:04):
Lmao
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:04):
TELL HER THAT NOT ME
Senie | says (03:04):
Lmfao
Oh.
Dude
Her / Blonde = Fucking hot.
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:05):
I'll take your word for it
Senie | says (03:05):
Indeed
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:05):
You know, it's her natural color
Senie | says (03:06):
Yeah she told me.
Senie | says (03:07):
I usualy don't like blonde too much.
But
Its hot.
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:07):
Lmao
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:08):
Anyway man I'm gonna hit teh sack
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:09):
Got work tomorrow
Senie | says (03:09):
Fucking I'd clop to you
I'm on my day off
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:09):
I shall catch thee later
HEY DON'T MAKE ME GUILT TRIP
Senie | says (03:09):
FU
YOU DONT LOVE ME
GUY LOVE MY ASS
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:10):
HEY! I'D LET YOU COME INTO PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH MY LITTLE SISTER
Senie | says (03:10):
Indeed.
Fine
You're off the hook
For now
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:11):
Good
GOOD
AU REVOIR
POUR... TU JOUR?!
Senie | says (03:11):
Lmao, you can't spell
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:11):
Lol I didn't do French in like 6 years
=(
Senie | says (03:11):
Lol Tu Jour means You Day
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:11):
FUCK
Senie | says (03:12):
Toujours means always
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:12):
... make it La jour then, it's not right but it makes more sense
Lmao you day
Senie | says (03:13):
Lmao.
The hell are you tyring to say anywhoo?
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:13):
Er
Bye, for today
Lmao
Senie | says (03:13):
Pour Aujourdhui?
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:13):
THAT'S IT
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:14):
I was gonna say Auf jour
But auf is "in" in German
Fuckin language fail
Senie | says (03:14):
Lmfao
GO TO BED
Definitions of super sexy equine creature in socks on the web: *bind or tie up in or as if in a super sexy equine creature in socks; "super sexy equine creature in socks up the sticks" says (03:15):
FINE



Jake says (00:09):
*wuts with the subtext man
James says (00:10):
*I'm dealing with a lot of issues
Jake says (00:10):
*ohshi
James says (00:11):
*I'm depressed because of it
*im happy though because ive been talking to people about it
Jake says (00:11):
*o
Jake says (00:12):
*id sympathize but i dont know how 2 depressed
*well quit being uhh
Jake says (00:19):
*not happy
*theres something that needs to be done in a situation like this
*-BLASTS YOU WITH PISS-
*courage wolf is your friend
James says (00:20):
*im working with being transgender
Jake says (00:20):
*LOL FAGT WUT
James says (00:20):
*dude
*not cool




*Last two were conversations I stole from my brothers logs, these types happen regularly with him though <_<*

This.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Karma: So I'm pretty curious
Karma: What wen't down?
Karma: ...
Karma: DID I SERIOUSLY DO THAT
Karma: WENT
Karma: *corner*
ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ┎┛)`∀ﾟ)☆: yes
ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ┎┛)`∀ﾟ)☆: you did
ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ┎┛)`∀ﾟ)☆: put the D hat one right now
ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ┎┛)`∀ﾟ)☆: >one right now
ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ┎┛)`∀ﾟ)☆: Let me share that

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Karma has his moments of fail, luckily his friends share them with him.